You stole my heart, valentine! Please give it back. Just because I donated a kidney doesn’t mean you can freely take more of my organs.
I didn’t fall for you, valentine, I was pushed. I will likely carry the scars for some time.
Valentine, I have determined that your positive impacts currently outweigh the negative effect of your presence. I have therefore also determined this relationship should continue.
Valentine, I wanted to write you some poetry, but I am functionally illiterate and honestly, I’m not sure you even speak English.